Charge!

On June 23, the Pentagon announced the nomination of Lt. Gen. Ann E. Dunwoody to the rank of four-star general, making her -- pending congressional approval -- the first woman to achieve the distinction.

While this is an exciting advancement for Dunwoody and all women, I'd like to point something out. The Army had a chance to show that women can do any job that men can. They had a chance to make a real statement about equal opportunity. So what did they put their first woman four-star general in charge of?

Shopping.

Yeah, that's right. Gen. Dunwoody will have control of one of the world's biggest credit card accounts as head of the Army Materiel Command. For some, this may conjure up visions of buying lots of boots and lovely camo ensembles, but Materiel Command also, of course, supplies potatoes and tanks and artillery, and moves all those tons of stuff around the world in an amazing display of organization and energy.

So why couldn't the Army have put her in charge of something a bit more... combative? Like, say, the U.S. Intercontinental Butt-Kicking Command (USINTBUKICOM)?

Well, it's partly because the law (still) says that women can't engage in combat. General Dunwoody has had a highly distinguished career in logistics, providing the vital supplies that an army needs to clothe itself, brush its teeth, and fight its battles. But she hasn't been allowed to participate directly in those battles. (Not that it's stopped her from earning a Master Parachutist badge, or serving with the 82nd Airborne in Saudi Arabia in the Gulf War).

Since combat commands are the traditional path to full general, it may not be surprising that it's taken so long for a woman to get there. In a way, it also makes Dunwoody's promotion particularly impressive. I guess the Army just couldn't ignore her 33-year record of excellence in leadership any longer. The Pentagon says there are 57 active-duty female generals in the U.S. military, and five of them wear three stars. Clearly, more doors are open to women, although the door to the 4-star level still has a tough lock to pick.

Now, working in Materiel Command doesn't mean it's a day at the mall, by any means, for women or men. As of this date, 98 American women have died in Iraq from hostile action and non-hostile incidents. So, not to put too fine a point on it, but women can die just like men, even though they aren't at the very top of the chain of combat command. Not yet, at least.

Could a woman become Commander-in-Chief before a four-star female commands combat troops? Or before women fight in combat? It's very possible.

Someday a woman will take command of USINTBUKICOM.

Until then, mens' and womens' lives will depend on a woman's command of the world's largest logistical operation, and when in-theatre, that woman will be dodging bullets just like everyone else.

Climate change? Nah. That's just a myth.

From the standpoint of our government telling us the truth about climate change, we might as well have been living in China for the last 7.5 years:

Climate Findings Were Distorted, Probe Finds

Appointees in NASA Press Office Blamed


It's not really "new news", but it's just one more piece of proof that The Shrub and his cronies are the most blatant, self-serving liars we've had in power in ages.

Then again, my question would be-- Why are there any political appointees in the public affairs office at NASA? The agenda for that organization should be objective, unbiased research in science and technology. And it should have the reputation for it.

But, as has been shown time and again, the far right and those with short-term financial interests (AKA "Big Oil") are willing to do and say anything in order to line their pockets with cash, while deficit spending their children's future...

...all the while proving themselves morally bankrupt.

Can someone say "Time for change"?

"Personalized" Facebook ads

I have a Facebook account (like half the planet). Because I entered my age in my profile, Facebook customizes the small ads that appear over in the left column.

I'm far from being a senior citizen, but they seem to enjoy taunting me with ads about hair loss and stair lifts (those slidey things that allow the mobility impaired to have two-story houses).

Among all the ads apparently aimed at the increasingly-decrepit, though, is something I find really interesting. The ads for over-50 dating services always seem to include a photo of an attractive woman in her 20's or 30's. (And, of course, mammarily disproportionate.)

So, Facebook's idea of a male in his 50's is one who is losing his hair and can't walk... but who regularly dates young hotties.

Which begs the question: what ads do they serve to twenty-somethings?

Perhaps they see their younger male members as being hairy marathon runners... who date cougars.

Maybe someone from Facebook can clear up this demographic puzzler.

Oh, no, wait-- Sorry. They're all out right now, getting their hair cut. Or rock climbing. Or hooking up with Demi Moore.

Cultural de-evolution, illustrated

I have to plead ignorance on this one.

Up until about 30 minutes ago, I was entirely unaware that one of the most widely-seen photos of Paris Hilton, crying in the back of a police car, was taken by the same photographer who captured the iconic and influential image of 9-year-old Kim Phuc running, naked, from her napalmed village in Vietnam. The later photo was shot 35 years to the day after the earlier, by AP photographer Nick Ut.

Here's an insightful article by Philip Kennicott of the Washington Post, exploring the few commonalities and the vast gulf between the two images, in terms of time, culture... and the definition of pain.

Cool lodgings

If you're looking for a place to stay in Connecticut, and you love unique surroundings -- and you have a lot of discretionary income -- take a look at the Winvian Inn in Litchfield Hills.

The inn's web site is warm, beautiful and whimsical -- matching the look of inn itself -- and rightfully says "A place like this is difficult to describe."

The Winvian is made up of 18 cottages -- and I use that term loosely. They range from Stone, built of massive boulders, to Helicopter (literally), to Treehouse, which is, yes, a treehouse. A two-story one. I didn't see any "No girls allowed" signs, but there were license plates covering the fireplace. Fireplaces and snowshoes seem to be standard equipment.

If you think you're going to be roughing it, think again. The place is saturated with amenities and appointments.

The next time I have a couple thou to spend on a night's stay in the New York vicinity, I'll be staying there.

http://www.winvian.com/

Lemons and apples and pears, oh my...

Anyone who knows me knows I'm a curmudgeon bachelor. Although I have been known to enjoy watching cooking shows now and then, I don't cook. No, I mean really. Oh, I microwave frozen dinners, or do the occasional bacon and eggs breakfast or bare-bones salad, or make a nice sandwich (I am a man, after all). But no serious time over the stove, no ingredients, no seasonings, no heat-on-low-until-blah-blah-blah.

For years, I ate as much as a quarter to a third of my meals out... or, more accurately, as take-out. Fast food, Chinese take-out, whatever was on the way home, or whatever my mouth was drooling for at that moment. So I ingested my own personal Recommended Daily Allowance of fat, sodium, and other delicious things.

Occasionally, I'd buy more groceries than usual, especially when the freelance work was thin. It's tough buying for one, but cheaper and healthier than three of Jack's burgers a week.

But now I'm a little older [*koff*], and work has been so good over the last few months that I've spent just about every waking hour in front of my Mac, doing graphic design. And I moved from Beachwood Canyon to downtown, so the scenery isn't as conducive to walking. Even though I love the Disney Concert Hall, there are no trees to speak of, no deer, and no coyotes. Well, four-legged ones, at least.

The combination of 16/7 working hours and polluted urban trails has added about 15 pounds of pure joy to the world... largely in the vicinity of my belt.

All of this is to say... My blood pressure is up. It's not horrible, and my doctor says he thinks I can manage it with diet and exercise. I think he's right. After all, I'm clearly a brilliant diagnostician. Like... House. Without the cane. Or the pills. And less attitude. But still as funny.

The exercise I can handle; even though downtown's not Runyon Canyon, it'll do. Plus, I have this secret stash of Pilates DVDs. (If you tell anyone, I'll hunt you down and force you to do my taxes.)

As for the diet component... The trick for someone like me is to find a way to eat low-carb while not having to cook. And without driving one's self insane with palate boredom.

Now when I say "cook" I don't mean whipping out a frying pan. My broadened definition includes actually handling raw foods, and mixing them or chopping them or preparing them in any way beyond cutting a slit in the protective plastic wrap over the vegetable and nuking on HIGH for 7 minutes, letting stand in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes before serving.

But, today I went to the grocery store in hopes of changing my buying and eating habits. Today, I was going to do something bold and noble. Today... I was going to spend more than 2 minutes in the Produce section.

At the front door, I grabbed a cart, then headed straight for the green stuff.

As I stepped across a wooden parquet threshold, a chill ran down my spine... partly because of the refrigerated case on my right, but also because I realized I had no idea what to buy.

It was like entering some exotic rain forest, with a great variety of plant species, hunters stalking their prey, and even rain showers. (At this store, when the little water nozzles mist the veggies, the display case plays a recording of a couple of claps of thunder. Maybe to warn off anyone who doesn't want their hair to frizz.)

I was surrounded by small alien creatures, all huddled together, mocking me with their healthy nutrients, ready to leap off the shelf as I passed, just to make it look like I knocked them off.

One vegetable caught my eye. At least... I assumed it was a vegetable.

"What's that?" I thought. "It's sort of yellowish and round. And that? Kind of purple and bulbous. Hmmm... Maybe I could look at the price card to see what it is... Hopefully all those women will just think I'm comparing prices."

I wandered slowly around the islands of apples from Washington and bananas from South America, and onions from-- well, from out of some farmer's dirt. As I passed the cases of iceberg lettuce and broccoli, and through the pre-packaged greens, I tried to visualize myself buying them... then taking them home... then actually... MAKING something with them.

It was a close analogue to the Came-to-School-Not-Knowing-There's-a-Final-Exam-Today dream.

I was totally unprepared for this moment.

(Note that this is not quite as bad as the Walking-Down-the-Hall-Naked dream, but it's close.)

After long minutes of staring, glassy-eyed at the colorful, bewildering display before me, I grabbed four Rome apples, two nice, plump tomatoes, one large white onion, and two bags of precut, triple-washed American Mix lettuce-- and headed for the lunch meats.

Now, I did get several pouches of tuna (chunk light in water, of course -- I know at least that much), but I succumbed to a pint of ice cream, which I'll eat one spoonful at a time.

What's obvious now is that before my next trip to the store, I not only need to make a shopping list, I also need to complete an online cooking course.

Maybe just Salads 101.

I shall endeavor to report again once I have conquered the Forest of Fruits and Veggies.

Drunk driver, or just shooting?

The number of film productions shooting in and around downtown LA, where I live, has been thin of late. And now with the season and the writers strike, things will slow pretty much to a graveyard-like atmosphere.

But there are still one or two pictures doing their thing. There's a production that's taken over a parking lot for use as a basecamp, complete with expensive Fleetwood motor homes. Nice budget.

But there are some productions on the other end of the spectrum, too.

For example... I just walked in the door after another great walk in downtown LA. I started at 5pm, so most of the walk was lit by streetlights. Up 1st Street from my loft, through Little Tokyo with its young, fashionable Japanese tourists and noodles & sushi shops, past The Beehive (LA City Hall), up Bunker Hill, turning left onto Grand and past the iconic Disney Concert Hall by Frank Gehry.

It was a beautiful fall-ish evening. Perfect for a walk... Cool, a wind in the trees, people going to the symphony...

And a guy in a black SUV, backing up at a fair rate of speed, with his lights off. But Grand is divided, and he was coming up the left side of the street, as if he'd just gone the wrong way and was trying to find his vehicle's Undo command.

He stopped backing, and I noticed that he was talking on his cell phone.

Then he started backing up some more. Then, suddenly, he threw it into forward, turned on his headlights and tore off down the street on the wrong side.

"Good gawd, he's gonna to kill somebody," says I.

I got out my cell phone and started to dial 9-1-1... But then he stopped, facing the wrong way, in an open spot at the curb. And as I got closer to his position, I noticed a dozen or so people there on the sidewalk. Then, closer, over a slight rise, there were two cops with red-tipped flashlights stopping traffic.

Naturally, someone was shooting something.

The driver had backed up fast, nearly a block, with no one to direct him from behind, no PA's with walkies, no one from the production at all. And the camera position was totally invisible from that distance, on the unlit part of the block.

All you could see was a guy on a cell phone driving like he'd just emptied a pony keg single-cuppedly.

So I walked up to the little crew -- me being the shy type when it comes to idiots endangering public safety. All they had was a still camera, and a small video camera.

I mentioned that the situation didn't look very safe, and that I thought the guy was drunk and had almost called 9-1-1.

The small clot of twentysomethings looked at me as though I was wearing some sort of live reptilian swamp creature for a hat.

"But we have police here."

I said, "But there's no one down the block. You need a PA or a cop or someone down there. It's not very safe, and someone's going to call the police."

There was a pause.

"But we have police here."

These twentysomethings were smartly dressed...

But not smartly-brained.

So, when you're in LA and you see someone who appears to be driving hammered, or who appears to be hip or intelligent... don't jump to conclusions.

And watch out for backup lights.